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NINJA VIXENS: FORBIDDEN PARADISE |
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Wednesday, 21 February 2007 |
 | | ▪ | RELEASED BY: | | GENEON ENTERTAINMENT | | | ▪ | ASPECT RATIO: | | 4:3 FULL SCREEN | | | ▪ | AUDIO: | | JAPANESE DD 2.0 W/ ENGLISH SUBTITLES | | | ▪ | RUNNING TIME: | | 70 MIN | | | ▪ | RATING: | | NR | | | ▪ | RELEASE DATE: | | 11/28/2006 | | | ▪ | REVIEW DATE: | | 02/22/2007 | | | ▪ | REVIEWED BY: | | SCOTT CAMPBELL |
Ah, Ninja Vixens. The saga continues with “Forbidden Paradise.” The title may or may not be referring to the outdoor bath that the characters feel the need to return to every 15 minutes or so during the film, it’s left up to the viewer’s discretion. This time around, all is good in Ninja Vixens land until a washed up ronin washes up on the rocks of a nearby river. We soon discover that he was being chased by an unknown enemy, and he had jumped into the river to escape capture. Badly wounded, the warrior was helpless, and so one of the ninja sisters carried him back to their home. Much time is spent bandaging him up, feeding him, taking his clothes off, bandaging him up again, and talking about the loss of his honor. After much nursing, he soon feels strong enough to seduce one of the sisters. Soon after, he does the same with the other sister who is all the more willing to accept the advance. After much heavy petting, baths, and some weird moments with another girl in a bad pink wig borrowed from Rod Stewart, they get their ninja outfits and do battle with an old creepy guy and his minions. The wounded warrior’s honor is saved, and he may have even scored himself a couple of ninja vixens who are in much need of having their backs scrubbed.
If you’ve seen any of the other films in the Ninja Vixens series, none of this will have come as any surprise. In classic B-Movie style, no one says much of anything relevant, and the ladies get naked a lot. Nudity is kept to breasts and full shots from behind. Much baths are had. Some sword fighting is attempted, and the bad guys are again taught not to mess with any of the quick-to-undress Ninja Vixens – and so the day is won. Anyone looking for a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon follow up will be sorely disappointed, and may even threaten to write a letter to NEON-G requesting their fifteen bucks back. But if you like silly B-Movies, and have a soft spot for women of an Asian persuasion, this one might be made just for you.
EXTRAS:
Text preview descriptions of the other Ninja Vixens movies: “Web of Passion”, “Vixen Dropouts”, “Crimson Blades”, “Flame of Seduction”, and “Devilish Angels.”
IN SUMMARY:
If you’ve seen one Ninja Vixens movie, you’ve seen them all (except for the fact that each one has a varied cast of actresses). This is low budget entertainment with a sizable
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